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According to a news report; a certain private school in Brisbane was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers.... and then there are educators
What do you think about the joke? Do you know any other in English?
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According to a news report; a certain private school in Brisbane was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers.... and then there are educators
What do you think about the joke? Do you know any other in English?
- Link072908
Links to our essays on language123 english essays site: Essay on importance of rivers Obviously men have recognized that rivers have been always important to men in every part of the world ever since very early times. There is no doubt about the importance...
- My Private Room
MAHARANI KHANSA - 12022I414982 [ Order of Space ] My bedroom is the most comfortable place in my home. It is a little bit different from any other bedrooms. When you entered the room, the first thing you notice are mirrors and the color of the wall. There...
- My Interest
Septian Tri Jayanti (120221414996) I had a lot of fun things as my hobby back then. When I was a child, I used to play every day. Not as usual as the other little girls who liked playing with a doll, but I had...
- Private Room
My Private Room Welcome to my room! This room belongs to my sister and me. I think my room is simple and clean. I never keep special things like wallpaper,dolls even my photos. My room has ordinary things like most people . My room is wide enough. It...
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Jaka Tarub was a handsome and diligent young man. He lived in a village near a lake. One day, when Jaka Tarub passed the lake, he heard some giggles and laughs of some girls who were bathing in the lake. He was curious, so he peeped through the bushes....